bmovieblognews: February 2008

Monday, February 18, 2008

COMING SOON - FROM OUR SIMMERING CAULDRON OF CLASSSICS!

JAN-GEL!

and its "sequel" (which we suspect is really home movies of one of our producer's family reunions) - HILLBILLY MONSTER!

Also on our Long-Lost List, a forgotten classic vampire western that deserves a second look -
CURSE OF THE UNDEAD!

Monday, February 11, 2008

Evil Ever After!

Should NOT be seen by youngsters! That is, anyone under the age of 50. Starring "Film Star Randal Malone" (of MTV's series Singled Out) and cult fave Heidi Martinuzzi, who is quite good as the screwed up hooker from hell. Scream goddesses Felissa Rose and Brinke Stevens are also featured, along with Joe Bob Briggs in a very creepy performance.

Off the wall characters abound, and Mr. Malone as Bernie Grisso is heartbreaking and monstrous by turns as the misundertood cross-dressing neighbor. The producers of Silence of the Lambs missed it when they didn't cast this actor as the killer "Buffalo Bill"....he'd have been phenomenal. (Reminds one of a demented Shelley Winters, actually, with darker hair.)

A little too much "T & A" for my vewing pleasure, but worth seeing. Gross, cheapy FX abound - but that's why they pay them the big bucks, right?

Your roving rambunctious reviewer, Glamazon Red
(And don't forget - I'm the pretty one!)

Tele Zombie!

Hey freaks, this is a trailer for a little gem of bad horror that might have been more effective as a "featurette". The trailer is dark and hard to see in some places, but there are some generally funny though "shticky" bits here.

Writer/director Lory-Michael Ringuette stars, along with Dane Andrew, and Brinke Stevens appears as well in a good supporting role. Also features "Rascal" purported to be the "World's Ugliest Dog".

They got that one right, I can tell you.

Your roving rambunctious reviewer, Glamazon Red
(And don't forget - I'm the pretty one!)