Hey All You B -Lovers Out There in Weirdo Land!
I have forced myself to sit through the "classics"
JAN-GEL and
HILLBILLY MONSTER, (as stated below) and those reviews will up and running as soon as I clean up the mess.
However, in discussing this fascinating genre with others, we came up with some classics that have a true odor about them. I am having trouble locating some of them, but full reviews will be up at some point - as soon as I can find the gas mask. Would love comments from y'all about them, if you've seen any of these quality productions:
NIGHT OF THE LEPUS - an Easter Bunny on steroids takes over a desert town and stomps Janet Leigh into the dust.
RAWHEAD REX - an Irish demon that looks like a bloody thumb kills David Dukes, and urinates on a priest as part of an ancient baptismal rite - (I am NOT kidding here!)
HIGHLANDER 2- THE QUICKENING - the worst of the series and even the kilts were boring. Not to mention what was underneath them.
THE PLAYBOY KILLER - talent-free, saccharine crooner Neil Sedaka has a bit role (thank God) in what has to be one of the worst - even by our standards - films ever made. Man kills women, poses them and covers them in wax. And that's really the highlight of this bomb. However, Neil Sedaka in a Speedo is about the funniest thing you'll ever see on screen.
Speaking of wax (were we?)
TOURIST TRAP - a surprisingly good Chuck Connors is a demented widower who runs a store peopled by wax figures, luring unsuspecting travelers into his lair. (This was the real basis for the recent remake of
HOUSE OF WAX starring Paris Hilton. Who really IS made of wax).
Our pride and joy,
SCREECH OF THE DECAPITATED, with Debbie Rochon, will be available soon on FilmBaby (
http://www.filmbaby.com/)! We've done everything except send in the actual films to be sold, so as soon as we do that, you can buy them! We promise our work to be
100% FREE OF NEIL SEDAKA IN A SPEEDO! However, the two girls in their bikinis are darn cute! And at some point, I will research what's left of my memory and come up with tales of what really went on behind the scenes...now, that's screechingly scary. (How about the first day of shooting, the caterers didn't show up, eh? The cast began to devour each other...)
And, we are adding some newer and more festive products to our line of
SCREECH swag on CafePress. If you'd like to see something specific (from the film, of course) let us know and we'll add it to our list!
Thanks for your continuous support of our film, and this blog, and we look forward to hearing big screeches from all of you!
Love - Glamazon Red (The Pretty One!)
